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The Moon In Astrology

Just what can astrology gain us?
The confusion surely must pain us.
Just how are you behooved--
Not to mention improved--
By knowing the moon's in Ur-anus?

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Casarah Nance

Date: 7/21/2018 7:18:00 AM

lol. grats on your win

Eve Roper

Date: 7/17/2018 1:47:00 PM

Congratulations on your great well written win, Dale. Hugs Eve

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/17/2018 2:11:00 PM

Thanks so much, Eve.

Susan Gentry

Date: 7/17/2018 8:49:00 AM

Congratulations on your #1 win. :)

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/17/2018 8:57:00 AM

Thanks, Susan.

Virginia Waters

Date: 7/16/2018 11:50:00 PM

So great at limericks too - very clever punch at end.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/17/2018 8:05:00 AM

Thanks so much, Virginia.

Janis Medders Tobechi

Date: 7/16/2018 9:37:00 PM

Congratulations on your win with this witty limerick.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/17/2018 8:05:00 AM

Thank you, Janice.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 7/16/2018 7:09:00 PM

Congratulations! Very entertaining!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 7:28:00 PM

Thank you, Tania.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/16/2018 5:41:00 PM

awesome, Dale, exactly how a limerick is supposed to be. Congrats. You get the prize!!!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 5:50:00 PM

Thanks, Andrea. When the notebook and pen come I think I'll attach them to a shirt!

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/16/2018 2:57:00 PM

I LOVE it, Dale! CONGRATS. It's an honor to share first place with you! Janice

Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 7/16/2018 9:14:00 PM

I just couldn't choose a single first place when I read and reread these entries. Gosh, they're both terrific and I'll not forget them.

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 3:03:00 PM

Thanks so much, Janice. Likewise!

Charlie Smith

Date: 7/16/2018 12:23:00 PM

Congratulations Dale, funny stuff...

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 12:26:00 PM

Thanks very much, Charlie!

Constance La France

Date: 7/16/2018 11:56:00 AM

Dale, congratulations on your top win in Carolyn's contest, nicely done !

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 12:05:00 PM

Thanks much, Constance.

John Gondolf

Date: 7/16/2018 11:19:00 AM

I got a good laugh from the last line, Dale, Great limerick. Congrats on your win. John

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 11:44:00 AM

Thanks, John, very much.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 7/16/2018 11:04:00 AM

LOVE this Limerick and it tied for first place, Dale! You had me laughing out loud - sooo clever. Please send me a Soup mail with an address where I can send your prize. Thanks for supporting the contest. Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 7/16/2018 9:13:00 PM

Thanks for sending your address. I'll get those prizes to the post office tomorrow or Wednesday! I just stopped back here to see how much your limerick made other poets laugh. Awesome!!

Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 7/16/2018 11:08:00 AM

Thank you so much, Carolyn. It's been a real pleasure.

John Lawless

Date: 4/25/2018 11:56:00 AM

DAMN...an I just signed up for a colonoscopy.....

Susan Gentry

Date: 4/25/2018 4:31:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. Clever!

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/24/2018 7:20:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Dale.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 4/24/2018 7:12:00 PM

Great limerick. CONGRATS! Janice

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/24/2018 6:41:00 PM

HA. it's the old Ur anus joke!!! But great seeing it in this limerick!! I love your feminine rhyme here (I think that is what it's called) BIG congrats