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The ‘Monster Energy’ girls are here at the TT races Oh boy! You should see their curves and pretty faces Standing at the start line with a black umbrella in their hand They are sure catch your attention at the TT Grandstand Wearing little skirts, which ALMOST cover their perfect tiny tush They flutter their eyelashes, the men’s hearts turn to mush With short crop tops straining to contain their chest And spray tanned skin - they want to look their best Men stand their ogling with their tongues hanging out If their wives or partners catch them they will get a clout! The World famous Tourist Trophy TT races motorbike races held on 'open roads' in the Isle of Man in June 9th June 2015

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James Fraser

Date: 6/10/2015 4:58:00 PM

Such attracts and sells Jan, it's the World as we know it right or wrong!! - love the poem, James xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2015 5:00:00 PM

I wrote it as a bit of fun James but yes i agree the pretty girls do attract and the product sells:-) Hugs Jan xx

Njeri Hunjeri

Date: 6/10/2015 10:39:00 AM

Sounds like everyone will have lots of fun and lots to drink. And lots of energy. Jan, this was fun read.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2015 10:41:00 AM

I have never tried one of these drinks - I can see the effect on the kids at school who have these energy drinks and i don't like what I see:-) Hugs jan xx

Peter Dome

Date: 6/10/2015 2:07:00 AM

Ha ha. nice one. not into stick insects myself prefaire much larger ladies modestly dressed, as long as our dresses don't clash of course. I'd love to see the TT. Like Guy Martin, love his TV programmes. Great write my friend. nearly chocked on my corn flakes this morning when I scrolled down and saw the girls. Bah!. take care best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2015 2:44:00 AM

LOL at your comments - you can watch the coverage on ITV channel ITV4 and listen on line via Manx radio. I've been stunned by the performance by Ian Hutchinson - he nearly lost his leg 5 yrs ago - 30 operations later he has just made an amazing comeback and this week has won 2 races - guess the adrenaline rush must be like a drug! Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/9/2015 6:29:00 PM

Very entertaining TT poem, Jan! Nowadays most bike/ car races are dominated by lovely, sexy ladies. // Do you know which islands are far away from the Isle of Man?....the Virgin Islands:) Hugs // paul

Peter Dome
Date: 6/10/2015 2:08:00 AM

Ha ha love the joke. Paul. Pete.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 6:32:00 PM

ha ha ha - the image I chose was pretty tame Paul lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 6/9/2015 5:35:00 PM

Im sure they will be selling lots of the energy drinks to the blokes who are out partying all night....have fun and I pray the riders are safe

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 5:42:00 PM

one fatality in practice:-( 2 visitors killed on the roads and numerous accidents - it happens every year:-( they are clamping down with anti social behaviour too - one guy caught driving and he had no licence as he was already banned - 8 months in prison - another going on the course when the race was on/anti social behaviour 8 weeks in prison - making clear message to others! will be at the grandstand Friday - cant wait but been following the races on the radio and tv coverage:-) Hugs jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 6/9/2015 3:41:00 PM

If those men only knew what was really going through those girl's heads...lol. Great illustrative poem Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 3:44:00 PM

LOL - I dread to think Janet but I guess they are thinking differently to the blokes lol :-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 6/9/2015 3:34:00 PM

That sounds about right...I wonder how many men get caught?

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 3:35:00 PM

You see plenty with black eyes lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/9/2015 12:31:00 PM

haha, NOw I see why it is called the Isle of man. More like the isle FOR man!! where are the hot guys?? Good one, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 12:34:00 PM

reminds me of when we moved here and I told David we were living on the Isle of Man and he said no it's Isle of Ladies lol:-) Hugs jan x

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 12:33:00 PM

the hot guys are leering at the hot girls lol - seriously - it is a sea of leather at the TT - that's enough for me tocope with lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 6/9/2015 11:54:00 AM

Loved your poem.....but......these girls look like real aristocratic ladies when compared to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.....;Loved it write some more about the fascinating races.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 12:25:00 PM

they are well 'clad here' there are pics of them wearing a lot less lol:-) Hugs jan xx saw two yesterday sitting shivering looking far from glam lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 6/9/2015 10:32:00 AM

Fun write, Jan! :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 10:38:00 AM

Thanks Kim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Laura Hay

Date: 6/9/2015 7:50:00 AM

My boss is off the to TT races this week, i must link him on this poem :-) fun read, kind rgds, Laura

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 7:55:00 AM

Oh thanks Laura - i live on the Isle of Man - will be at the Grandstand for sure on Friday but am busy listening on the radio at the moment - i do hope your boss has a fun time:-) Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 6/9/2015 7:26:00 AM

Buying my ticket TODAY!!! WHOOP WHOOP! They look sooooo yummy! Hugs, Jack xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 7:29:00 AM

LOL now you KNOW why the TT races are so popular lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 6/9/2015 4:46:00 AM

We are going to Scotland in July , sounds safer than a holiday in June to the isle of man with hubby on my side : ) ..At least in Scotland its the guys who wear sexy tartan skirts..lol

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 7:30:00 AM

lol lets hope its a windy day when you see one lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop
Date: 6/9/2015 5:35:00 AM

Nah I think they bluff it : )

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2015 4:51:00 AM

ha ha ha sounds wonderful Charma I hope you have a fabulous time - I wonder if the scotsmen really do wear nothing under their kilts lol :-) Hugs jan