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The Last Word, Age of Indolence II

But I should have known she wasn’t through. She snuggled close to whisper in my ear, and said I have a message for you. She sounded sexy and sultry and licked my ear. Cuddling with me, I had both hands full of my favorite parts of her. You’re lucky I love you, lazy old man. So, listen here! I’m not going to fool around with you until your yard work is through. I had a talk with the contractor about the swing set and the back deck. He said they can start next weekend So, He and I signed a contract, then I stroked the check. I love my grandchildren and I love you, don’t ever make me choose between them or you. If you don’t start teaching this little dog to do what I say, She’s going to wake up in a shelter run by the S. P. C. A. When I ask you to trim the bushes? and you smile like the dirty old man you are, this time it won’t get you very far. Now as for helping you with your (wish it was bigger,) I think we fit just right, and we're going to try something new tonight. Now get your hands off me and go wash that filthy car.

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