The Land of Old Man

Welcome to where I stand or sit Mostly the latter to be real In my twilight, or golden years Where the land of old man's the deal My retirement is impending But in the land of old man you'll see The "Golden" years of retirement Aren't all they're cracked up to be! My giving up punching the clock Was looking great to me off hand But Arthur Rightus said, "Hold on," "You're now in the land of old man!" So as I sit here on my throne I realize I need some more bran Though hard to chew, it helps me through This place called, "The land of old man!"