The King of the Forest

If I were the King of the Forest I,d have a laptop installed in every tree a GPS for lionesses robots for cleaning messes there'd be no need for marking territory with pee If I were the King of the Forest I,d stop this stuff of parading around in the buff there'd be a law against snoring silk blanketed flooring and no loud roaring trying to prove that your tough If I was the King of the Forest I,d have a delivery boy deliver my meat Hunting and gathering might be bold but what about when I get old? Besides I,ll eat the delivery boy for my treat If I were the King of the Forest I,d have a stylist to do my mane I,d use the best shampoo some conditioner too Hey, if you're the King you're supposed to be vain If I were the King of the Forest I,d invite the Whole World for a unique meet and greet from the bankers to the florists you can all be the tourists and have a chance to sit in the King's seat If I were the King of the Forest it would be a great and wonderful town I,d build a fast modern train with a sign that says, "Come Again" Heck, I'd even let you try on the King's crown!