The Idiot and the Oddity Part 6

Page 14 It took time to remove The stones that formed the arch That’s the place above the gates Under which their armies marched But we remained very quite Observing through the cracks Drinking bottled wine And nibbling on some snacks They finally cleared a way And opened the gates wide Then laid their hands upon the ropes To pull our ass inside There were times, I felt cunning And times I felt amused That men of such intellect Could fall for such a ruse But, be it as it may My concern is only this To burst out of this ass And take a good long p**s I know what you’re thinking And I’d like to keep it clean But as you know how stories go I have to paint the scene Page 15 When they got us in the city There was music in the air The Trojan started dancing Food and drink were everywhere There were pigs biting apples Above the flames formed in a pit With every sort of creature They could skewer upon a spit Oh, and wine flowed from fountains And confections by the score The soldiers ate and drank Till they couldn’t feast , no more Their priest stopped by at midnight To bless our parting gift And I christened it myself If you kinda catch my drift It was early morning hours When the last ones fell to sleep So we opened up the hatch And we began to creep Down a rope, we slid slowly To the ground we made our way To the gates that we must open At last I’ll have the day To be continued..............