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The Icelandic Phallological Museum- Bawdy Limerick For Tom

In Iceland there’s a Willy museum
It’s not huge like an old Colosseum
Filled with all types of willies
It would give me the sillies
But people pay lots of Kroner to see um!

Inspired by a comment Tom Cunnigham made on my Aurora Borealis poem
The museum has many exhibits of the genitals of animals!

1/8/20

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Gershon Wolf Date: 1/9/2020 5:12:00 PM Pretty funny, Jan! … Still laughing, so I hereby amend my comment to -- Very funny! ~ Wee Willie Wiener Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 5:15:00 PM Thanks GW its amazing what you learn on soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 1/9/2020 1:19:00 PM The Phallus Palace erected? What next? A word tour for ring-toss exhibits? Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 1:20:00 PM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 1/9/2020 1:03:00 PM :) I'm sure the museum gets lots of visitors, Jan. Your limerick is hilarious! Way to go, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 1:05:00 PM I don't think I want to see lots of animal willies of different shapes and sizes lol. Not somewhere I would be dashing to visit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter Date: 1/9/2020 8:02:00 AM Just between us/this is an ode to the penis/with a touch of genius/'tis Jan being unfailingly ingenious. . . . Oh, the things I've learned from Jan; all are wonderful. Hugs, Paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 9:36:00 AM lol Paul you are too kind, I would never have heard of the museum if it hadn't been for Tom commenting on my aurora Borealis (for once a serious) poem:-) so glad you dropped by my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 1/9/2020 5:25:00 AM This is for REAL? I am incredulously interested. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 6:35:00 AM oh yes it's for real I had to google it too as I couldn't beleive it lol:-) https://phallus.is/en/ lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/8/2020 11:46:00 PM Pretty funny Jan, but is this for real - still wondering and giggling - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 6:36:00 AM https://phallus.is/en/ Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 2:31:00 AM oh yes its for real- google the pics lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 1/8/2020 8:58:00 PM Ha ha, thank you Jan for a great chuckle from your hilarious limerick! Hmm, maybe I need to check out that museum, but the animal part would be a NO! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/9/2020 2:31:00 AM I read they have one 'human' specimen but it shrivelled up so they are looking for a bigger specimen lol.Can't see many blokes queuing up to donate lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 1/8/2020 5:55:00 PM Hello Jan, oh that sounds lie an interesting museum to visi Have a nice evening my friend. Login to Reply Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 1/9/2020 11:03:00 AM Hello Jan, oh ! I understand. Have a nice day my friend. Jan Allison Date: 1/8/2020 6:34:00 PM Thanks Darlene it's not one i would rush to see lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/8/2020 5:34:00 PM Haha Jan, this is brilliant, love it. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/8/2020 6:33:00 PM thanks for the inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 1/8/2020 4:20:00 PM i love the rhymes you've chosen, jan! lots of fun... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/8/2020 6:33:00 PM Thanks Ilene i would never have known about it if Tom hadn't commented on my poem!:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 1/8/2020 4:16:00 PM Wow, that museum sounds like a good place to hang out at. : ) This was fun Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 1/8/2020 4:19:00 PM ha ha ha @ hang out,I've got to say I don't intend to visit if we go to Iceland to see the Northern lights. :-) got to thank Tom Cunningham for the inspiration as I had never heard of this place lol:-) hugs Jan xx