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The Icelandic Phallological Museum- Bawdy Limerick For Tom

In Iceland there’s a Willy museum It’s not huge like an old Colosseum Filled with all types of willies It would give me the sillies But people pay lots of Kroner to see um! Inspired by a comment Tom Cunnigham made on my Aurora Borealis poem The museum has many exhibits of the genitals of animals! 1/8/20

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 1/9/2020 5:12:00 PM

Pretty funny, Jan! … Still laughing, so I hereby amend my comment to -- Very funny! ~ Wee Willie Wiener

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 5:15:00 PM

Thanks GW its amazing what you learn on soup lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/9/2020 1:19:00 PM

The Phallus Palace erected? What next? A word tour for ring-toss exhibits? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 1:20:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/9/2020 1:03:00 PM

:) I'm sure the museum gets lots of visitors, Jan. Your limerick is hilarious! Way to go, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 1:05:00 PM

I don't think I want to see lots of animal willies of different shapes and sizes lol. Not somewhere I would be dashing to visit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter

Date: 1/9/2020 8:02:00 AM

Just between us/this is an ode to the penis/with a touch of genius/'tis Jan being unfailingly ingenious. . . . Oh, the things I've learned from Jan; all are wonderful. Hugs, Paul

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 9:36:00 AM

lol Paul you are too kind, I would never have heard of the museum if it hadn't been for Tom commenting on my aurora Borealis (for once a serious) poem:-) so glad you dropped by my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/9/2020 5:25:00 AM

This is for REAL? I am incredulously interested.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 6:35:00 AM

oh yes it's for real I had to google it too as I couldn't beleive it lol:-) https://phallus.is/en/ lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/8/2020 11:46:00 PM

Pretty funny Jan, but is this for real - still wondering and giggling - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 6:36:00 AM

https://phallus.is/en/

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 2:31:00 AM

oh yes its for real- google the pics lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 1/8/2020 8:58:00 PM

Ha ha, thank you Jan for a great chuckle from your hilarious limerick! Hmm, maybe I need to check out that museum, but the animal part would be a NO! :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/9/2020 2:31:00 AM

I read they have one 'human' specimen but it shrivelled up so they are looking for a bigger specimen lol.Can't see many blokes queuing up to donate lol:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 1/8/2020 5:55:00 PM

Hello Jan, oh that sounds lie an interesting museum to visi Have a nice evening my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 1/9/2020 11:03:00 AM

Hello Jan, oh ! I understand. Have a nice day my friend.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2020 6:34:00 PM

Thanks Darlene it's not one i would rush to see lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/8/2020 5:34:00 PM

Haha Jan, this is brilliant, love it. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2020 6:33:00 PM

thanks for the inspiration lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/8/2020 4:20:00 PM

i love the rhymes you've chosen, jan! lots of fun...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2020 6:33:00 PM

Thanks Ilene i would never have known about it if Tom hadn't commented on my poem!:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 1/8/2020 4:16:00 PM

Wow, that museum sounds like a good place to hang out at. : ) This was fun Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/8/2020 4:19:00 PM

ha ha ha @ hang out,I've got to say I don't intend to visit if we go to Iceland to see the Northern lights. :-) got to thank Tom Cunningham for the inspiration as I had never heard of this place lol:-) hugs Jan xx