The Humour of Stephen Wright - The Sequel

This is a serious question, I don't want to cause a stink, but how can you really tell when you're out of invisible ink? Scientists ask great questions. They don't do it for a lark. We know about the speed of light so, what's the speed of dark? The car mechanic called me while I was eating some clam chowder. He said I can't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder. The paranormal world is fascinating, it really is so grand. All those who believe in psychokinesis: go ahead and raise my hand. I remember when the candle shop burned down. The firemen arrived without delay. Everyone in the crowd stood around and started singing Happy Birthday. I like to watch new movies. They often start the latest trends. But if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I have failed at many things. Often times I've cried. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Life is one great big adventure. It's all about what we do. So, if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving's not for you.