The Host
Hello.
How do you do?
Please come on in
Take off your shoes
Have a seat
And stay a while
I love your clothes
And what a smile!
I’ll make us drinks
And then we’ll chat
Just hang tight
I’ll be right back
Don’t you worry
I insist
Just relax
Now don’t resist
Have you ate at all today?
I’ll make some dinner
We’ll feast away
It’s time to eat
Please come sit down
Do you like my party gown?
I only wear this when I host
And now my dear,
I;ll make a toast
Here;s to you
My new found friend
So glad you drove down this dead end
What was that?
You have to go?
Why the hurry?
Stay for the show
Oh don’t be silly
You are my guest
After all
I brought out my best
Forget the show
Lets have a dance
Why all the fuss
Give this a chance
I will take you for a spin
After all
I took you in
There were others
In the past
Fir some reason
They didn't last
The police had come
and questioned me
They had no proof
they set me free
I think it's time
you take a nap
Drink this first
Then it’s a wrap
Lah-dah-dee
Oh, lah- dee-dum
Looks like another one is done
Oh darn,
I do believe that she is dead
I shall sleep sweet within my bed
I'll bury her with all the rest
This was fun
By far the best
It’s another sunny day
I slept so good
It's time to play
I shall dig another grave
I lost another
What can I say?
And when I’m done
From all this fun
I’ll feed the cat
Then get some sun
Oh my!
Someone is at my door
I can’t believe I get one more
Hello
How do you do?
Please come in
Take off your shoes
Lah-dah-dee
Oh, lah-dah-dum
Homicide is so much fun!
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