Maurice Yvonne Poet Free verse

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The Honey Diet

Anytime I feel hungry instead of eating a full meal I eat Honey.
The best part is that Honey doesn't mind, she's a sweetheart.


Maurice Yvonne
20~11~2014

The Refrain

I bought a box of Animal Crackers.
On the box it said 
"Do not eat if seal is broken"
So I opened the box. 
I looked inside and sure enough...

The Encore

If a parsley farmer doesn't pay his bills
can they garnish his wages?

Closing Remarks

There is a new virus. It has no symptoms and no consequences.
I am terrified. It turns out I have been diagnosed with it.
I am not a hypochondriac. I really do have it. If you 
don't believe me ask my Gynecologist!

Maurice Yvonne
11~20~2014

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Debbie Guzzi November 22, 2014 at 7:29 PM LOL you sure are a dear silly man! And thank you so much for saying I'm kind, I haven't had anyone notice in years! ;) (and referring to Carol's comment I'm not married-no dragons here!) Light & Love

Carol Eastman November 21, 2014 at 9:27 AM WOW! With comments like these I can tell you know Jack Ellison... If I wasn't already married... You'd be my kinda guy... But sorry, my Hubby is still first in line. PS... Hubby is laughing... He says Dragon is first in line... Carol Eastman November 21, 2014 at 9:29 AM PS.I love that Turkey picture... You DO know how to make us laugh.

Andrea Dietrich November 20, 2014 at 10:37 PM You funny guy, you!! what brought this on??

Charmaine Chircop November 20, 2014 at 5:57 PM Hehe : )..You put a smile on my face.Hilarious !! :.)

Paul Callus November 20, 2014 at 1:02 PM Very witty! I can imagine you grinning while writing this/these. So the seal was broken, what about the other animals!:)

Jan Allison November 20, 2014 at 12:07 PM Simply hilarious Maurice :-) Hugs Jan xx

David Meade November 20, 2014 at 11:05 AM I have dipped into the honey pot many times -- never disappointed with the sweet taste!! Your words were almost as good tasting -- almost.

Brenda Meier-Hans November 20, 2014 at 8:39 AM Was that stand up, or sit down comedy? I wasn't sure how I should read it. Sorry for siting on the seal.

Anne-Lise Andresen November 20, 2014 at 8:12 AM - Yes, I would like to have the name and telephone number for your Gynecologist :)))) - lol... well done, Maurice !! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Casarah Nance November 20, 2014 at 8:09 AM You make me laugh and smile! :) thank you, your comments on my writes, and these, man you have made my morning. Big hugs to you man, :) xx