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Anytime I feel hungry instead of eating a full meal I eat Honey. The best part is that Honey doesn't mind, she's a sweetheart. Maurice Yvonne 20~11~2014 The Refrain I bought a box of Animal Crackers. On the box it said "Do not eat if seal is broken" So I opened the box. I looked inside and sure enough... The Encore If a parsley farmer doesn't pay his bills can they garnish his wages? Closing Remarks There is a new virus. It has no symptoms and no consequences. I am terrified. It turns out I have been diagnosed with it. I am not a hypochondriac. I really do have it. If you don't believe me ask my Gynecologist! Maurice Yvonne 11~20~2014

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Date: 11/22/2014 7:29:00 PM
LOL you sure are a dear silly man! And thank you so much for saying I'm kind, I haven't had anyone notice in years! ;) (and referring to Carol's comment I'm not married-no dragons here!) Light & Love
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Date: 11/21/2014 9:27:00 AM
WOW! With comments like these I can tell you know Jack Ellison... If I wasn't already married... You'd be my kinda guy... But sorry, my Hubby is still first in line. PS... Hubby is laughing... He says Dragon is first in line...
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Carol Eastman
Date: 11/21/2014 9:29:00 AM
PS.I love that Turkey picture... You DO know how to make us laugh.
Date: 11/20/2014 10:37:00 PM
You funny guy, you!! what brought this on??
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Date: 11/20/2014 5:57:00 PM
Hehe : )..You put a smile on my face.Hilarious !! :.)
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Date: 11/20/2014 1:02:00 PM
Very witty! I can imagine you grinning while writing this/these. So the seal was broken, what about the other animals!:)
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Date: 11/20/2014 12:07:00 PM
Simply hilarious Maurice :-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 11/20/2014 11:05:00 AM
I have dipped into the honey pot many times -- never disappointed with the sweet taste!! Your words were almost as good tasting -- almost.
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Date: 11/20/2014 8:39:00 AM
Was that stand up, or sit down comedy? I wasn't sure how I should read it. Sorry for siting on the seal.
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Date: 11/20/2014 8:12:00 AM
- Yes, I would like to have the name and telephone number for your Gynecologist :)))) - lol... well done, Maurice !! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/20/2014 8:09:00 AM
You make me laugh and smile! :) thank you, your comments on my writes, and these, man you have made my morning. Big hugs to you man, :) xx
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