The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Mighty Ego Trip

Escaping from the wintry plight Fearless knight Having golden locks With a physique like a rock Walked up and down the mountainous block In the village filled with sweets And treats Back at the romantic villa A few miles up the hill-a Mrs. Knight was petting her coyote companion While spending a moment getting tannin “Hubby looking around This quaint enchanted town Something to bring back home To me resting all alone After performing that physical feat Due to melting snow from summer heat” Tending to his well groom locks Plenty time on the clock Still on a hero stage Preparing to put name on the newspaper page Going into the office named “The Traitor Post” Easy conversation expecting to coast Probably receive a kind professional toast Sitting there was the Editor acting the role called a host “Le Claire is my name Sensationalism is my game I will take your account Whatever it is about Make the paperboys scream and shout Headlines blaring Information worth sharing All of which has meaning Newsworthy and beaming Never considered just dreaming As the knight explained his story Where the avalanche was sorry Feeling like number one Doing the interview was quite fun Mrs. Knight on the other hand Watched the frozen ice stand Far away taking out the garbage cans Wondering if the warming trend Will make the watery based particle bend And send Down the slopes Giving everyone no hope Seeing her coyote inside Ready to guide Waiting for her groom Returning under the moon Walking at night Faithful husband and knight Stopped by the Indian Trinket store Encountered a lovely seller on the floor Needing excitement since she was bored Knight still had power Leaving a flower Near her working computer tower Next to a signed photo Showing the knight shirtless and bolder Before heading outside where it was colder