The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Headed For the Finals

Stars could see forever Thinking never An avalanche would pull the lever Feeling a mile high This movie was going to be a nice try Not caring about anyone’s lie Then there was the heated sun Melted snow weighing a ton Fear should have won But stars thought the drama was fun Soon another one Saying one more and you are done But the stars had many goals While the avalanche revenge was to bury the souls When it went to overtime A fifth netted a successful find Stars came up with the goods To continue the vacation in the mountainous woods A few feet below Would you know? Our faithful dirty blonde knight Checking out everything was all right When he came across the film crew Wondering how much they had to do All of them acting cool Setting up for when the stars come Down the peak where they were from Pretending being people in a script Characters on a holiday trip Romance blooming Conflict needed to make action fuming But the avalanche started its threat Those from Vancouver decided this was not a practical bet Instead it was the hour to get Ending the working stay Let the stars get their way As the dirty blonde knight watched the packing Waiting for nature to do some attacking He was sorry to see them go And decided to wait for the stars and enjoy the next show