The Hardest Game Is Chess

Of all the games I’ve ever tried
The hardest one, I think, is chess
It leaves me dazed and half cock-eyed
  Each time I play ~ Why, I regress!

The bishop moves diagonal
The knight, he hops and skips
The rooks, they slide rectagonal
  The Queen and King, they give me yips  

I marvel at these Russian kids
They take to chess ~ as ducks to water
I struggle to keep up with them
  And brace myself to be slaughtered

My mommy says, “It’s just a game”
  ~ Yet that excuse sounds rather lame
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Baker Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 5:22 PM
Ah, a fine sonnet my friend. I played a bit in mid-life, but never find anyone that wants to play anymore. Nice to see a sonnet, Gershon. Bill
Wolf Avatar
June 29, 2022 at 6:19 PM
Gotta find some Ukrainian refugees. They all play chess over there, I think. Thanks, Bill
Kyser Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 4:38 AM
In college, my roommate and I decided we would play chess. We played one game, it lasted like 3 hours, and we never played again...
Wolf Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 5:06 PM
Takes me three hours to make first move, Jeff. lol ~ Just a pawn in the game
Rodrigues Avatar
June 27, 2022 at 4:21 PM
I agree…it sure sounds lame when you can’t get game.
Wolf Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 5:06 PM
My game is rather tame. ~ Ashamed
Lawless Avatar
June 27, 2022 at 1:03 PM
I reached my peak with Checkers...and not the ex-presidents dog
Wolf Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 5:05 PM
52-pickup is my specialty, John. lol.
Bauer Avatar
June 27, 2022 at 11:42 AM
My 8 year-old grandson has tried to teach me the rules many times and I am at a complete loss. I agree with you 100%!
Wolf Avatar
June 28, 2022 at 5:05 PM
I'm just like you, Ilene. Nothing makes sense to me in terms of either the objective of chess or the strategies employed to attack an opponent. Oh, well... There's always tic-tac-toe
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