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The Halloween queen puts cement in tarts A crafty way to bond with a man’s heart One tart is enough to stiffen one’s bits Witches have such extraordinary gifts. This witch is not of the usual sort Casting of spells is not par for the course She’s a thriller, cement is her filler The tarts she makes are her for sure killer. Some men can’t resist the charms of a witch Dressed up to the nines, quite an exhibit With the skill of seduction, they mesmerise Promising their suitors the time of their lives. With tarts appealing, simply delicious The men are won over and lubricious. Taking all that’s on offer, however A moment’s pleasure, they’re gone forever. Halloween - 2021

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 11/7/2021 1:17:00 PM

This is great, I have been down this weekend and this was a spark of fun light. Enjoyed.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/7/2021 4:48:00 PM

M. L. I’m so pleased this witch gave your spirit a lift and that you enjoyed the read. Thank you… Belle

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/5/2021 8:48:00 PM

Hello Belle ... just got to be careful with witches around Halloween. They have their ways - thank you Belle - Lindsay

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/6/2021 10:27:00 AM

Hi Lindsay, careful we have to be where’re witches may be. Thank you Lindsay… Belle

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/1/2021 12:10:00 PM

What a funny one, lady!! And a belated Happy Halloween to you.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/1/2021 1:48:00 PM

Thank you Andrea and a belated Halloween to you too… Belle

Judy Ball

Date: 11/1/2021 5:42:00 AM

HAHAHA Reminds me of a lady I know whose hubby would turn all the holidays she loved into a trial for her by being grouchy and unkind to her. So she mixed Exlax into his chocolates to keep him preoccupied with other things so she could relax and enjoy her guests and the holiday. Loved it. Good stuff here. God Bless, JB

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/1/2021 5:53:00 AM

Ha, that was a good one Judy, a way to keep a grouch out of the way. Thank you for the comments and amusement… Blessings, Belle

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/1/2021 2:23:00 AM

think this is so very funny and so cleverly put together with your poetic talent dear Belle. I love Tom's comment below but yes although viagra comes at a cost,this cost this man's glad eye the ultimate cost - bonded to her at will and in death. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 11/1/2021 3:25:00 AM

Thank you Jennifer, so glad you found this Halloween poem amusing ‘twas the intention. Hugs and blessings sent back to you dear friend… Belle

Jan Allison

Date: 10/31/2021 12:12:00 PM

ha ha ha this is hilarious Belle:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/31/2021 5:09:00 PM

Thank you Jan, I knew you’d like it -:) Hugs, Belle xx

Terry Flood

Date: 10/31/2021 12:02:00 PM

You sure confused me today, Belle. I saw this when it was - I think - one verse, wrote a comment and it wouldn’t post. Then I couldn’t find the poem. Hunted high and low for it, in case It was somebody else’s poem. In the end I gave up. But now… Ta Dah! Back in edited form. It’s just as funny and you’re just as naughty. Terry

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/31/2021 4:24:00 PM

Terry I’m sorry for the confusion, I did post this originally as a Limerick, then decided to add extra and make a three (now four) verse poem. I had trouble posting first time, the Limerick just wouldn’t appear, then suddenly it did but I decided to delete and start again. Thank you, I am naughty occasionally, it’s the rebel in me… Belle

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/31/2021 11:36:00 AM

Men need something to sink their teeth in, not put their teeth in the sink?

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/31/2021 5:04:00 PM

Ha, thank you Rico, in this scenario they sink their teeth in and never let them go… Belle

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/31/2021 9:25:00 AM

hopee the effects wear off at some point.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/31/2021 5:00:00 PM

The effects never wear off Victor, the Halloween queen’s a killer, her tarts cement her intentions. Thank you… Belle

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/31/2021 9:07:00 AM

Cement certainly would bond that witch to a man...permanently. It would be simpler to cast a spell with a love potion. I enjoyed your write, Belle.

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/31/2021 4:36:00 PM

Thank yoU Jemma, I agree it’s easier for a witch to cast a spell with a love potion, but this witch is a killer and uses cement as a tart filler… Belle (I will add a verse to make it clearer.)

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/31/2021 8:59:00 AM

Well the cement is cheaper than viagra lol. Good one Belle Tom

Beryl Edmonds
Date: 10/31/2021 4:29:00 PM

Ha, that’s a good one - thank you Tom… Belle

Terry Flood
Date: 10/31/2021 12:04:00 PM

Our Tom’s a ‘stand up’ comedian! Erm… this cement stuff… can you get it on prescription?

Jenna Logan
Date: 10/31/2021 9:06:00 AM

Oh Tom, that's hilarious!