The Haggis and the Huntsman

The Haggis is an elusive wee beastie with sweet tasting meat and two hearts to defeat. To catch one and feast upon is a well deserved treat. Even the most skilled huntsmen are lucky to catch a glimpse, as it scurries so fast with its two hearts beating fast. Oh the Haggis indeed has a quick witted heed. It evades all known traps leaving the huntsman grasping at straws and enraged through his flaws. Up the mountain side north peak the wee beastie retreats, to a den in the clover once more its all over.