The H Bomb- a Close Call

Sitting in the basement Two friends were fairly wasted With an idea, both of them could taste it So they decided they would make it They tried to pull up the internet With a computer not even turned on yet So they smoked another doobie and Came up with a master plan When the internet finally did come on They Googled how to make an "H" bomb They giggled like silly teenage girls Cause the knew they'd be rulers of their world They wish they'd studied more in school This "H" bomb language wasn't written for simple fools So they called up someone smart they knew They called Bob Well Bob was just right down the street Always there to help a friend in need Even came with his own bag of weed Bob is a good friend indeed After an hour or so they tried to explain What they needed from good ole what's his name But couldn't remember why it was he even came I guess weed just made the world a safer place Disclaimer.... I neither condone the use of stimulants nor the making of homemade nuclear weapons.