Duke Beaufort Poet Limerick

The Gun and God Combo

"The peacemaker" is Glock's new gun
Its spent rounds are rapture and fun
Yes killing's a thrill
Since I'm mentally ill 
And need to own more than just one

A gun for me is like prozac
The bullets clipped pills in a stack
I'm not paranoid
But have weapons deployed
In case I should have an attack

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Debbie Duncan April 23, 2013 at 10:10 PM You have some very good limericks Duke ;}

Painted Hunter April 15, 2013 at 7:43 AM Duke, awesome write. and thanks for all the visits...hey, I like a tasty squirrel too!

Andrea Dietrich February 3, 2013 at 9:10 AM I really like this one, Duke. Mentally ill is just a nice way to put it. They are seriously disturbed!! Love that last line of the second limerick. You really nailed it with humor.

David Williams January 20, 2013 at 9:40 AM Duke good lines but scary that some people actually think that way...David

Anne-Lise Andresen January 20, 2013 at 5:21 AM I like your limerick,Duke - nicely written. - For the contest? -> (Good luck!!) - Have a lovely Sunday. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Terry O'Leary January 20, 2013 at 5:11 AM Funny, mordant... Terry (nice limerick)