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The greening of my ex

Spent a day with my ex this Christmas season. Both his hands were now green so I asked, "what's the reason?" Was he painting, a project, and they didn't come clean? His pigment was tinted in a mossy green. I touched a hand, pulled the skin, gently pinched. He showed no pain, didn't even flinch. Could he be turning into the Grinch? He rolled up one pant leg and revealed a green knee and said, "well, it's really not bothering me". Attempting to hide my growing alarm, I said, "better see your doctor, some thing is wrong." A few days later he and his Doctor did meet. It turned out to be dye from new unwashed green sheets.

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Date: 3/7/2025 11:35:00 AM
Hehe that's funny Nancy! Debx
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Date: 2/7/2025 10:29:00 AM
Lol, concerned it was gangrene pleased the twist ending turned out to be just green ink! Robert
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Date: 2/7/2025 4:21:00 AM
Ha.... ha! So funny ! I didn't think, this would have such a dramatic twist.....! Greatly enjoyed, dear Nancy. What Jacqueline has stated in her comment has happened to me too. It was I who loaded the washing machine and had put one of my husband's white shirts with an amber colored bed sheet which was quite expensive. The shirt got dyed into a golden shade and I got the most harsh scolding of my life.
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Date: 12/22/2024 4:32:00 AM
Phew - that was lucky Nancy. I believe that since most clothing is made in China they need to be washed before use LOL. I enjoyed the story and rhyme. Have a great and joyous Christmas Nancy - Maria
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Date: 12/19/2024 11:48:00 AM
lol lol. l like this. Well written, thank you for sharing. It made me remember l bought a set of flannelette red sheets last Winter and hubby put them in the wash for me with loads of whites and everything came out a lovely shade of pink. l had some nice dyed pillows cases but Hubby wasnt happy his pj's were now pink!
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Nancy Kaufman
Date: 12/19/2024 1:31:00 PM
Hi Jackie, Glad some one could relate and it made you giggle too. Merry Christmas and thanks for your visit.
Date: 12/19/2024 11:42:00 AM
His, name isn't David Banner by any chance lol. Hope you have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year Nancy. Tom
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Date: 12/19/2024 9:22:00 AM
What a Creative/fun write you have here. Lesson learned. Always wash all fabric before using/wearing. I have 2 friends that got a very bad rash from wearing New clothes. I said, wash Before wearing. The 1 friend then said, it would not be new. Yes, it is new until you wear it.  Merry/Blessed Christmas..............
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Nancy Kaufman
Date: 12/19/2024 1:36:00 PM
Dear Paula, Glad you found this funny and wish you a very Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year.

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