The greening of my ex

Spent a day with my ex this Christmas season.
Both his hands were now green so I asked,
"what's the reason?"
Was he painting, a project, and they didn't come clean?
His pigment was tinted in a mossy green.
I touched a hand, pulled the skin, gently pinched.
He showed no pain, didn't even flinch.
Could he be turning into the Grinch?
He rolled up one pant leg and revealed a green knee
and said, "well, it's really not bothering me".
Attempting to hide my growing alarm, I said,
"better see your doctor, some thing is wrong."
A few days later he and his Doctor did meet.
It turned out to be dye from new unwashed
green sheets.
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March 7, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Hehe that's funny Nancy! Debx
Gorelick Avatar
February 7, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Lol, concerned it was gangrene pleased the twist ending turned out to be just green ink! Robert
George Avatar
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Ha.... ha! So funny ! I didn't think, this would have such a dramatic twist.....! Greatly enjoyed, dear Nancy. What Jacqueline has stated in her comment has happened to me too. It was I who loaded the washing machine and had put one of my husband's white shirts with an amber colored bed sheet which was quite expensive. The shirt got dyed into a golden shade and I got the most harsh scolding of my life.
Williams Avatar
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Phew - that was lucky Nancy. I believe that since most clothing is made in China they need to be washed before use LOL. I enjoyed the story and rhyme. Have a great and joyous Christmas Nancy - Maria
Cunningham Avatar
December 19, 2024 at 11:42 AM
His, name isn't David Banner by any chance lol. Hope you have a lovely Christmas and a happy new year Nancy. Tom
Goldsmith Avatar
December 19, 2024 at 9:22 AM
What a Creative/fun write you have here. Lesson learned. Always wash all fabric before using/wearing. I have 2 friends that got a very bad rash from wearing New clothes. I said, wash Before wearing. The 1 friend then said, it would not be new. Yes, it is new until you wear it.  Merry/Blessed Christmas..............
Kaufman Avatar
December 19, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Dear Paula, Glad you found this funny and wish you a very Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year.
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