Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

The Green Stuff -- Covid-19 Update

Ted has a tendency to pick his nose
He usually wipes it on his clothes --  
   But little round boogers
   He's heard taste like sugar --
Over the green stuff Ted's hungry lips close

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Janice Canerdy March 25, 2020 at 8:20 PM Ewww! Gag! YUK! Great limerick, Gershon! Janice Gershon Wolf March 25, 2020 at 10:11 PM Guess I'll have to label these kind of gross poems with 'Caution: May cause you to bring up lunch again!' Thanks, Janice! :) gw

Lindsay Laurie March 24, 2020 at 8:10 PM G'day Gershon … Ted is not setting a good example in hygiene. He should be made to wear boxing gloves - thank you Gershon - Lindsay Gershon Wolf March 24, 2020 at 9:02 PM Haha! I've already talked to poor Ted. He thumbed his nose at your idea! Hahahaha. Thanks for the support, Lindsay. Stay booger-free now! :) gw

John Watt March 24, 2020 at 4:22 PM Ted must be awfully hungry, lol! Gershon Wolf March 24, 2020 at 7:59 PM Ted's case of COV'D-19 has resulted in strange tastes apparently. … Thanks, John!

Michelle Faulkner March 24, 2020 at 9:55 AM Wow, triple extra points for rhyming 'booger' and 'sugar' - I was never a connoisseur myself :) Gershon Wolf March 24, 2020 at 7:58 PM ---Of sugar?! LOL. Thanks, Michelle! :) gw