The Genealogist

The Genealogist

I have the results of my DNA
And am now in much dismay.

It says  I came from different lands
Places that I had never planned.

I always thought my family tree
Was straight and solid as it could be.

Have a direct line to the Plantagenet Kings
But now I'm beginning to see weird things.

Related to third cousins I never knew
Strange sounding names for quite a few.

Should I contact them and introduce my self?
Or hide the results on my closet shelf?

Wish had never taken the saliva test
Shaky nerves now I must confess.

I am not the same person it really seems.
Because I've lost all my self-esteem.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Gorelick Avatar
February 8, 2019 at 2:05 PM
Still waiting my results...I got a good chuckle out of this...BG
Pigeon Tart Avatar
February 8, 2019 at 11:30 AM
Oh a fun rabbit hole of a write!
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