The Future of Mankind Not For Contest

Honey can you send our car in for an oil change I am going to be busy all day
I am tide up trying to win virtual dragon attack, oh tell the car to pick up Tommy he has been all reprogrammed and ready to come home, he's going trick or treat tonight we will dress him like a human maybe he will get a  new chocolate chip 
After you do that turn yourself off and recharge your batteries we are going out tonight
Wow! It sure is quiet in here maybe I should turn her on a little earlier before dinner

I think I will walk over to the human homeless camp and see my old friend Tom (AKA) Turkey
To bad he lost his job last year at the check out stand at Wal-Mart to my wife but
I needed the money to buy more games these are getting to boring, what a day
Play, play, play speaking of which I am going to turn on Elizabeth and plug myself in, I am feeling frisky

CRAP MY BATTERIES ARE WEAK

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Date: 10/5/2019 5:12:00 AM
Haha, happily retired, apart from the list of jobs Mrs Turkey has given me.
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Bobby May
Date: 10/5/2019 5:23:00 AM
I remember those days, the honey do list thanks for stopping by my friend have a great day!!
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