The French General

His guard couldn’t help snitchin’ When he washed grenades in his kitchen. This general had a hazardous heart, His name: Linoleum Blownapart.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Dietrich Avatar
February 25, 2011 at 10:52 AM
haha.loved the Napolean word play!
Devonshire Avatar
February 9, 2011 at 9:20 AM
Very cool play of words on Napoleon, James. If he were carrying grenades, I wouldn't want him in my kitchen either. Funny clerihew! Best wishes for the contest, Carolyn
Pettit Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 6:04 PM
This is a good one!
Culverhouse Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 4:35 PM
funny....having a bad flooring day??
Kendrick Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 4:19 PM
Good a chuckle out of this one..I am glad that I chose this one to read this eve..Sara
Haick Avatar
February 7, 2011 at 3:30 PM
LOL! Enjoyed this, James. Always, Annalise
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