The Four Letter Ventriloquist
What was that you said? Was that an expletive I heard?
I’m the dummy here, ask yourself, that’s absurd!
I distinctly heard you say a naughty word that rhymes with fit.
Then you heard incorrectly what I said, and that’s not it!
There you go again, with that word that rhymes with bell
Wow, this is mixed up today, are you not feeling well?
Sit and tell are what I said, I am in charge here!
Next, you'll be accusing ME of drinking your last beer
If you don’t watch it Buster, you’ll be so much firewood
Then just where would you end up, without me, you’re no good
Well then, you had better watch your words, now don’t be dumb
Says the man with dental work and whose mouth is numb
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