The Fount of All Knowledge

In the dim and distant past
Long before I wed my wife
I had encyclopaedias 
For those questions in my life

I’d look to them for answers
And I’d find them all with ease
One quick consultation
And solutions were a breeze

But now they sit forlornly
On the bookshelf in the hall
They gather dust and cobwebs
And are never used at all

My reference books redundant
They just sit there and they rot
Never to be used, because
She knows the bloody lot
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Rhinem Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 9:59 PM
Smile ~ You made me laugh out loud with this wonderfully humorous poem -- Your final verse surprised myself for, I was expecting perhaps a bit of wisdom and yet, I found possibly a tad of wisdoms other sort ~ Smile, Your own!? Loved it my dear friend; "Splendid Humor" ~ "Much Love to You & Yours," John! ~ Smile, "Have A Very Wonderful & Perhaps, Educational Night; Smile;" Bye!:) ~
Devonshire Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 8:39 PM
LOL You gave me a good laugh that I really needed. Thanks for sharing your humor, John! Love, Carolyn
Smith Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 5:31 PM
Too true ; )
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