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The Flying Nun Flies No More

Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight. Last week she flew to an amazing height. She flew into outer space and collided with the Sun. It was the worst case of sunburn, she was well done. She only weighed 90 pounds and she could fly because she was so thin. But when we look up in the sky, we won't see Sister Bertrille ever again. If she had survived, she would've screamed "Ouch!" because she would've been so sore. The Flying Nun flew but she flies no more. (This poem is a parody of the TV show.)

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Date: 10/7/2014 4:14:00 AM
Sally Fields played her in the show I remember. Loved the show growing up back then. Your parody poem is great Randy! Your lines are so humorous you got me grinning and laughing here non-stop with your poetry.thank you for sharing and making me smile and laugh, only the good Lord knows how much I need especially lately to read poetry like this one so funny. Wish you the best and keep on writing and posting your poetry a Randy. Thank you again for sharing it here at SP. The best to you! xxx D
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