The Flutist Is Smiling
RAVEL LUDWIG SPINET
5005 ALESIS COMMONS
CONER OF MOOG AND KORG
NEW MELLOTRON U.S.A. 50005
DEAR MISTER VOLCA AKAI:
MY NAME IS, MON CHATTE. I AM WRITING IN CONCERN OF THE SHEDULING OF YOUR CONCERT. ON "BLA, BLA, BLA" YOU ARE SHEDULED TO PERFORM IN
NEXT ACTOR U.S.A., AND I'M SHEDULED TO BE IN ATTENDANCE. DUE TO PRIOR SHEDULING I AM FACED WITH A CONFLICT. THEY ARE SELLING HAZELNUT CAKES AT THE " BASSOON LOUGE, AND I WISH TO BE THEIR TO EAT MY BELLY FULL. I SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE YOUR CONCERT TO ANOTHER DAY WHEN I CAN COME AND CLA AND SING YOUR SONGS. THIS WILL MAKE IT MORE CONVEINAT FOR ME, AND MY HUSBAND TO BE IN ATTENDANCE. IN THE WORDS OF CYMBAL BASSCLEF:
THE FLUTIST IS
CUTEIST, WHEN THE
WHEN THE FLUTIST IS
SMILING.
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE THE FLUTIST FROWN, NOW WOULD YOU? YOU JUST CHANGE THE DATES SO I CAN COME, AND EVERY THING WILL BE ALRIGHT! MISTER AKAI, CULTIVATE PEACE AND HARMONY WITH ALL, IT IS BETTER TO BE ALONE, THAN TO BE IN BAD COMPANY!
WITH SINCERE ADMIRATION
MON CHATTE
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