The Flutist Is Smiling

RAVEL LUDWIG SPINET 5005 ALESIS COMMONS CONER OF MOOG AND KORG NEW MELLOTRON U.S.A. 50005 DEAR MISTER VOLCA AKAI: MY NAME IS, MON CHATTE. I AM WRITING IN CONCERN OF THE SHEDULING OF YOUR CONCERT. ON "BLA, BLA, BLA" YOU ARE SHEDULED TO PERFORM IN NEXT ACTOR U.S.A., AND I'M SHEDULED TO BE IN ATTENDANCE. DUE TO PRIOR SHEDULING I AM FACED WITH A CONFLICT. THEY ARE SELLING HAZELNUT CAKES AT THE " BASSOON LOUGE, AND I WISH TO BE THEIR TO EAT MY BELLY FULL. I SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE YOUR CONCERT TO ANOTHER DAY WHEN I CAN COME AND CLA AND SING YOUR SONGS. THIS WILL MAKE IT MORE CONVEINAT FOR ME, AND MY HUSBAND TO BE IN ATTENDANCE. IN THE WORDS OF CYMBAL BASSCLEF: THE FLUTIST IS CUTEIST, WHEN THE WHEN THE FLUTIST IS SMILING. YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MAKE THE FLUTIST FROWN, NOW WOULD YOU? YOU JUST CHANGE THE DATES SO I CAN COME, AND EVERY THING WILL BE ALRIGHT! MISTER AKAI, CULTIVATE PEACE AND HARMONY WITH ALL, IT IS BETTER TO BE ALONE, THAN TO BE IN BAD COMPANY! WITH SINCERE ADMIRATION MON CHATTE