The Fairytale Vacation

Here's a story of a little known secret That most people just don't know When the Fairytales go on vacation I know exactly where they go Me and the wife were relaxing Just spending a day at the beach When, out of the blue two vans pull up That carried ten fairytales each The first one out of the van that day Was Snow White, eatin' some Doritos Then next, here came her seven dwarfs Dressed in nothing, but their speedos Then we saw old Santa Claus Wait!, Just seeing if you were paying attention Cause, everyone knows, that Santa's real Not some made up childhood invention Little Red Riding Hood was the next one out Wearing a bikini and carrying her basket I had a very important question to ask that girl But she looked too hot and I forgot to ask it The next one we saw was Rip Van Winkle His beard was at least three feet long He was a sight in his one piece bathing suit It's a good thing my stomach was strong Then next we saw Little Bo Peep And none of her sheep could be found Some guy in the crowd yelled, "Where's your sheep?" But she only smiled, without making a sound Then last, but not least, were The Three Little Pigs But they were surrounded by the men in blue Somebody had sent them a threatening letter That invited them to a barbecue This is just a few of these Fairytales So, I'll save the rest for later But here's a clue, if you can figure it out He got his hand bitten off by a gator