The English Channel

Addressing a student looking in the air
The teacher asked, "The English Channel is where?"
He said, "Well let's see..."
"I do watch TV,"
"But I haven't heard of that channel on there!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 10/14/2018 7:13:00 PM
Hello Pat … here you go again. Great, but sadly that's the thinking in this modern era - catch you soon Pat - Lindsay
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Date: 10/15/2018 4:06:00 PM
Thanks Lindsay! Well, they do have the advantage of Google in their back pocket!..........(Probably a good thing!)..................80)
Date: 9/30/2018 12:49:00 PM
oh so darn funny Pat!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/1/2018 6:04:00 AM
Thanks Jan. I'm glad you liked it!
Date: 9/28/2018 10:08:00 AM
Love word play! Laughing!
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Date: 9/28/2018 1:19:00 PM
I guess you can guess, I'm pretty fond of it myself!!......80)
Date: 9/28/2018 7:56:00 AM
A gem Pat, love the picture accompanying it. Tom
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Date: 9/28/2018 1:18:00 PM
Thanks Tom! I thought the pic was fitting!........pat
Date: 9/28/2018 7:47:00 AM
O Pat! Unfortunately we can all picture this sad scenario much too easily.
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Date: 9/28/2018 1:17:00 PM
Well.....you don't know till you know. Know what I mean???...........80)
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