The Elephant In the Room

3 polished oak fans,
Swirling in robotic unison

High maintenance socialites,
Sipping on Merlot fallacies

Lemon yellow coated walls,
Flat,
Like their smiles

Comparisons of dangling Porsche & Bentley keys
A glorified day care center,
Pacifiers included

The muted virtuosos speak softly in hymn dialects.

Courtesy laughter in snob’s octave

Their heads twitching side to side,
Left to right to left

An equilibrium facing assault charges against self

They slow dance to cello dreams
And E minor dividends

Two-step monotone, sway
Against platinum lacquer foundations

…

But, it was then.

These same socialites,
Made of recycled candle wax
And rubberized, hedge-fund confidence,
Began to stare longingly at the party host’s 70 inch plasma TV

Proudly imported from China

“Attention uptight snobs of Mecca!
The city zoo has imploded!
The monkeys revolted!
The zebras were tired of being racially profiled!
Run for your LIV…!”
(SMASH!)

And before the reporter’s frightened inner child could finish’s his clause,
An elephant crashes into the decadent room
Filled with Crisp linen scents of Febreze & judgmental fear

It stares at the socialites,
Laughing heartedly as it playfully stomps away into constellation’s onyx night

As tears waterfall from the snobs’ sobbing eye sockets
As if they just listened to another Celine Dion song

The real newsflash

Metaphors played hooky today

©Drake J. Eszes
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Anglesey Avatar
June 17, 2013 at 8:22 PM
You really know how to take the reader on a magical trip. So much satire and humor in the comparisons of high society snobs and zoos.. Your writing is amazing :)
Tacito Avatar
June 17, 2013 at 9:07 PM
I do what I can here. :) Thank you so much, Karen!
Vaso Avatar
June 6, 2013 at 10:55 PM
Hi there, I am not even sure I got all that in the first read. But I loved this write, well done!!!
Tacito Avatar
June 6, 2013 at 11:01 PM
Hey there. That's not a problem. You enjoyed it, that's what matters. Thanks very much.
Young Avatar
June 4, 2013 at 11:55 PM
Wow...very nice. Reading this was a trip! Great imagery.
Tacito Avatar
June 5, 2013 at 7:28 AM
Why thank you, Gina! :) Glad you enjoyed the ride!
Night Avatar
June 4, 2013 at 4:38 PM
you puts word really well together nice poem
Tacito Avatar
June 4, 2013 at 5:03 PM
Hi Chris. Many thanks!
Ober Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 5:31 PM
I can't get enough of your poetry, Drake! It is always unique, always clever, always meticulously written and awesomely off-beat... Love, love, love this one!!!
Tacito Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 5:41 PM
(Blush) Thank you, Heather. :) That means so much!
Onclaud Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 1:50 PM
okay, time;s up!... pass anoter wonderful piece.. *wink*... just wanted to say " hello", drake..:) huggs
Tacito Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 2:55 PM
Between you & Becca, I don't know what to say. :) I have something cooking. ;) And hi to you too, Nette! (Huge hug)
Lamoureux Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 7:41 AM
Good morning Drake I enjoyed reading this one again. If I could give you a 77 I would. Another exceptional work of art. I commented yesterday but for some reason it didn't post.
Tacito Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 7:49 AM
Hey there, Richard! :) No worries! You returned! So, good enough for me I seriously thank you for you that!!!
Posey Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 4:07 AM
Just the sheer madness of the piece brings kudos from me.... It takes the greatest talent to find this in a simple bottle of ink... Jake
Tacito Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 7:04 AM
"Sheer madness", HA! I love it! :) Does that make me odd that I smiled when you said that? lol Nonetheless, thank you so much! I'm very grateful for you stopping by.
Duncan Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 12:40 AM
very good imagination, I thought maybe you watched Madagascar 3 ;},,, though you are right on about your socialites;} thank you for reading my ancient rains poem ;}
Tacito Avatar
June 3, 2013 at 7:01 AM
I only saw the 1st one. I did enjoy it. :) Thanks so much for stopping by here, Debbie!
Dietrich Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 3:53 PM
wow, you really went all out with this one. What a COOL poem!!! elephant in the room. LOVE it.
Tacito Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 6:37 PM
I'd like to think I did. :) Thanks very much for stopping by here, Andrea.
Buil Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 3:11 PM
I loved this!! All of those snobs with their upturned noses. I much prefer Febreze ;) Great poem!
Tacito Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 3:16 PM
LOL me too. :) Thank you so much, Caleah!
Onclaud Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Devastatingly grand, drake!.. parody at its best with such an edgy, biting feel... Your wit, notwitstanding... wooh!..:) huggs
Tacito Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 10:55 AM
Thank you so much, Nette! You're too kind. :)
Van Breda Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 1:27 AM
Brilliant Drake. Just loved the typical socialite pretenses and the witty metaphorical way you used the "Elephant in the Room". Great poem... I need to get inspired again to write-- you just inspired me.
Tacito Avatar
June 2, 2013 at 7:12 AM
Hey there, Kim!!! :) Ah, you got inspired! AWESOME!:) Thanks so much for stopping in here!
Haick Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 3:45 PM
Wow! "...pacifiers included..." lol! Thanks for the laughter...your pen has "keen" eyes and incredible wit! Amazing writing, Drake... enjoyed! Always, Annalise
Tacito Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 4:32 PM
Hi there!! Thats very sweet of you to say. :) very glad you enjoyed it!!
Hicks Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 11:19 AM
Your imagination rivals with the Far Side, my friend! This was so completely bizarre and different I couldn't help but fall in love with it. I admit, I was confused by the ending and then I realized what your title was... way to go literal on me when I least expect it! (talk about breaking the fourth wall... lol). "A glorified day center, pacifiers included"... oh my gosh that part made me laugh! Adding this to my faves... so adore the zany! :D
Tacito Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 1:04 PM
WOO HOOO!!!! Yes! The ending! Intended to screw up everybody, unless you remembered the title. ;) Win for us all! Thanks so very much, Tim!
Andresen Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 10:55 AM
- I'm imported from China I also Drake ... lol. - I had to look everywhere to find out who's comment you had received .... - Everything is ok now ... think I've read enough poetry today. - Have a great weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
Tacito Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 11:10 AM
LOL! Hilarious. No problem. :) Either way, I'm so grateful you stopped by here...again. ;)
Jones Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 10:48 AM
Man Drake....loved this.....could be lots of possibilities here....and anywhere any day!...and thing is they will still wonder why....
Tacito Avatar
June 1, 2013 at 10:52 AM
I'm very glad you grasped the meaning of this piece. :) Thanks so much, Donna!
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