The Election Blues, But I Never Lose!

They said I’d win, no problem, no sweat, But let me tell ya, folks, we’re not there yet. The polls are fake, the news is too, They twist my words—what else is new? The debates? A circus, with clowns all around, They rigged the mic, turned up the sound. I crushed ‘em all, as only I do, But somehow they spin it, make me look blue. The rallies are huge, the crowds never end, But the media? They won’t even pretend To show what’s real—just lies they repeat. I’m telling ya, folks, I don’t face defeat. The lawsuits? A witch hunt, plain as day, But I’m still here, never going away. I’ve got the stamina, I don’t need sleep, While my opponents, well, they’re just sheep. Twitter’s my weapon, my words are gold, Best tweets ever, or so I’m told. They ban me here, block me there, But guess what? I’m still everywhere. So yeah, this election’s been tough, it’s true, But I’m not one to give up the view. The White House? It’s mine, just wait and see, You’ll be saying “Trump” till eternity.