The E-Gap

Written by Gail DeBole on July 1, 2014
Updated on July 4, 2014


Fred Sr. doesn't like most things that start with e-.
Thumbs down to e-banking, e-books, and e-asy.
He's known to hollar, “I hate all this e-stuff!”
E-learning, e-coupons,  e-love, e-cetera…
"E-nough is E-nough!"

Fred Jr., an e-cop, catches e-crooks online.
Thumbs up to e-everything!  He thinks it's all fine.
He's known to hollar, “ I love all this e-stuff!”
E-stings, e-crimes, e-heros, e-cetera…
"I can't get E-nough!"

Fred Jr.'s son, an e-doc, helps patients online.
He lives an e-idea coming into its prime.
He's known to hollar, “We need this e-stuff!”
E-medicine, e-nurses, e-labs, e-cetera…
"Who would say "E-nough is E-nough?"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Kendrick Avatar
October 22, 2014 at 6:06 AM
Good one..I have mixed feelings about e-docs but then again it would be nice to have one of those apps that I could put my thumb to when I have a problem and maybe the e-doc could tell me what is e-wrong and I could get e-better..The gallbladder part of my life seems about totally recovered..I am back able to eat and enjoy food but here comes the I have got to cut back to keep the weight down..Sara
Austin Avatar
August 10, 2014 at 9:53 AM
E-gods! I like your sense of humor. Love, daver
Debole Avatar
August 10, 2014 at 3:22 PM
Daver - I am e-lated! - Gail
Andresen Avatar
July 1, 2014 at 12:28 PM
:)) well done,Gail - Like it ! - oxox // Anne-Lise :))
Debole Avatar
August 10, 2014 at 3:22 PM
Hi Anne Lisa - Thanks for stopping by! - Gail
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