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Their matching of pajamas ho hum not. The Mr. and Mrs. are ho ho hot. He bares his air rump. She shares all her lumps. A fa la la screw before elf’s snapshot. A snap of his finger and laugh would cost his job or his boss a one time exhaust - turn red as he’d yell not ringing the bell... Embarrassed, the Mrs. was apt to frost. A wring of his ear and a kick in snow. The pole up his gazoo and elf would go to work in the dark no walk in the park... with smile he’d remember the Mrs. glow. 12/4/2020 Christmas Limerick Sponsor: Alexis Y. frost - anger

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Date: 12/27/2020 7:06:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Kim, great one. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/27/2020 7:49:00 PM
Thank you, Eve! Happy New Year!
Date: 12/26/2020 5:09:00 PM
Congrats on your winning limerick, Kim. I especially enjoyed that 'hump-a-lump.' ~ Heffalump
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/27/2020 4:36:00 PM
LOL!
Date: 12/26/2020 1:15:00 PM
Congratulations on your win!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2020 2:59:00 PM
Thank you, Mark!
Date: 12/26/2020 11:36:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. Your creative pen was working overtime on this one. A wonderful picture to go with your write. Enjoy your win with blessings.......................
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2020 2:59:00 PM
Thank you, Paula!
Date: 12/26/2020 7:53:00 AM
Love the Mrs. glow :)) Congratulations on the win Kim! Linda
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2020 10:14:00 AM
Thank you, Linda!
Date: 12/25/2020 5:06:00 PM
Would this picture qualify as an 'elfie'? Congrats on your win, Kim! Merry Christmas, my friend!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/25/2020 7:30:00 PM
LOL! Thank you, John! Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/25/2020 4:14:00 AM
Lol! Kim? What a funny string of limericks with good imagery. Congratulations on your 1st place win. Merry Christmas:-) Alexis
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/25/2020 8:13:00 AM
Thank you, Alexis! Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/13/2020 5:00:00 PM
This is such a turn of events - I cannot believe you wrote it! It is so Elf-Adultish! I am still blushing for them. Funny!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2020 2:25:00 AM
LOL!
Date: 12/8/2020 7:07:00 AM
Very good elfish fun with this one. Ha, Ha, Ha, and Ho, Ho, Ho.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2020 2:26:00 AM
LOL!
Date: 12/7/2020 7:40:00 AM
- Love it, so fun Kim :) - Luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/7/2020 7:48:00 AM
Thank you, Anne-Lise!
Date: 12/6/2020 8:55:00 AM
So clever and cute and fun! Blessings and hugs Kim, Jennifer.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/7/2020 7:48:00 AM
Thank you, Jennifer! Blessings and hugs too!
Date: 12/6/2020 7:05:00 AM
lol Well done Kim :)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/6/2020 8:55:00 AM
Thanks, Heidi!
Date: 12/6/2020 3:17:00 AM
Cute... God bless you
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/6/2020 4:36:00 AM
Thank you! God bless you too!
Date: 12/5/2020 5:14:00 PM
Elfs evolving into Elvis! Swivel those hips, baby. G.L. in the contest, Kim. :) gw
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 5:42:00 PM
Thanks!
Date: 12/5/2020 10:14:00 AM
Your quick and your witty with a little twist of quirk, nice one Kim, winning wishes being sent, personal post, xo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 10:34:00 AM
Thank you, Pixie!
Date: 12/5/2020 7:30:00 AM
Fun and humour are the key to this lovely poem. Well done Kim. ~~
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 8:25:00 AM
Thank you, Victor!
Date: 12/5/2020 6:08:00 AM
Matching pajamas caused all the trouble--fund read, Kim. All the best.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 8:30:00 AM
Yes, it did...lol
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 8:25:00 AM
Yes, it did...lol
Date: 12/5/2020 4:04:00 AM
These are brilliant Kim, you did them very well..
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 4:53:00 AM
Thank you very much! )
Date: 12/5/2020 2:08:00 AM
Brilliant Kim, a pole up his gazoo lol. Best of luck in the contest. Enjoy your weekend Tom
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/5/2020 4:53:00 AM
Thank you, my humorous friend!

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