The Devil Can Cite Scripture For His Purpose

To the Dove World Outreach Center and Westboro Baptist Church At the Sunday gospel meeting Coded words of hate repeating Welcome in if you're Caucasian Enter not if black or Asian Sheeple purple Kool-Aid drinking For the ones who do their thinking Giving up their right to question For a soothing mind possession You'll take no vino with the host It might offend the Holy Ghost So you'll save your Ray-Bans for The covered drive-thru liquor store Come sit upon the front row pews Be born again to hate the Jews All brother this and sister that Unless you wear a bishop's hat You handle snakes and speak in tongues But you can't even spell in one You know a single Spanish phrase And that's "Habla usted ingles?" You can abuse that Venezuelan While you worship Sarah Palin Who can stoke your fiery yearning For a little Koran burning You're the lily of the valley At the LGBT rally In the spirit charismatic And the gun on automatic Time to do some holy rolling Just outside your place of polling In each verse and chapter quoting Clear instructions for your voting * Title is from The Merchant of Venice - Act 1, Scene 3