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The Death of Rock and Roll- Corporate Sponsored Punk Rock Bands of the Future

Jose Cuervo’s Spit Cocktail® Anonymous Nazis® from Swatch Ocean Spray’s Sl*t Juice® Playtex presents Toxic Stockings® Fortress of Deception® by Hormel Time-Warner’s Urban Tan® Flesh Box® by Band-Aid Drano’s Septic Wish® Trojan presents Sperm Banquet® Rotten to the Core® by Apple Squalor Sux® by Electrolux Ben and Jerry’s Flemish Cough® Human Purse® from American Express Nike’s Toe Jam Football® Bank of America’s Velvet Fist® Ethnic Stud by Viagra® Starbucks introduces Pubic Comb® Victorious Egret presents The New Bob Dylan® Otis Trench® from BadSeedPress

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Date: 10/2/2021 11:26:00 AM
Lol funny names but so appropriate to the sponsors and sadly a true trend … our old high school athletic finals are now known as the coca cola games! So dreadful but your list is great :)
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