The Critic

Well, to start off with The title doesn't make any sense It's either way too long or just too short And there just wasn't enough suspence You forgot to capitalize your letters You better keep an eye on the flow You're telling the story way too fast Or, I'm sorry, it was a little too slow Your spelling is just simply awful A little punctuation would be nice The words you use are too simple You're saying the same thing twice You don't even know what a syllable count is I don't know what you're trying to say There just isn't enough emotion It shouldn't have ended that way Your rhymes are too repetitious There's simply no rhyming at all You really need to practice your typing Your font is always too small You really need to start all over I'm sorry, this one had me snoring You must be haunted by writer's block I find it a little too boring I guess everyone has their critics It seems like they're always annoyed But our poems aren't written to please them They're written to be enjoyed