The Confession

Well, here's another Granny story That woman did it all She was even a sumo wrestler And she was only four foot tall Now, my granny's seen a lot of things She even lived thru the great depression No, I'm not talking about the crash of '29 I'm talking about her last confession I reckon she told that priest some things That could take the hair off my mother-in-law's back She said it didn't help her feel any better And that the priest kinda smelled like a yak I guess, you really have to know my granny That woman has such a way with words She picked up a thing or two in high school Cause she only went out with the nerds Well, now back to the confession You see, my granny really spilled her guts By the time she got done telling it all The priest just laughed and called her nuts Now, my granny didn't like this much That's when she set in to cussin' She called that priest every name in the book And that's when they really started fussin' That priest got my granny in a headlock But my granny was way too stout Remember, my granny was a sumo wrestler? So she knocked that "yak" priest out Well, that's the end of my story And don't worry about my granny at all She started a sumo wrestling league For priests only four foot tall