The Circus

The circus The circus came to town and a man was at his window he began to frown not wanting to turn now from his window not wanting wife to be a widow WHAT WHAT WHAT extraordinary animals he began to form his plan to make the wife and his best man departed from their company THE ZOO THE ZOO THE ZOO he cried AHA AHA AHA he sighed He phoned in haste his phone in hand he ran he ran he ran to town to find his man and widow there The tommy gun is in the trunk of the elephant he gleefully erected his own stuff and once his plan came fruiting forth he planned his own demise of course His worthwhile pride begin the speech to screech to screech to screech Impediments of leaking gas of argon gone from holders hand My woman and my best man turn on hours of my loneliness Phone call one is to my ex she never guesses just who this is She has so many bows and suits she has splendid shoes Phone call two is tommy boy my best friend lies He lays in justice on my life he lays in naked tresses near my wife OH trounce the elephant with glee Oh shoot the tommy snout at thee My tommy boy is dead from lead coming from my shooting gun My lady wife is fresher than the tommy gun leaded breaded death Eye missed her.