The Christmas Dinner Guest

It's Christmas eve dawn and something is very wrong For the children unable to wait watching for Santa and it's late The stockings are empty not even a lump of coal no presents under the tree did Santa bestow Three little faces ever so sad where they really, seriously, that bad bad and bad? Cookies on the plate and a glass of cold milk No Santa down the chimney what a hand to be dealt Moping lost hoping three children drag themselves upstairs than clunk and clack they suddenly hear And the fat ole elf in their parlor appears Dear ole dear so so late, throw down the bag don't hesitate three children and presents for all, got to get going... Cookies? love those love those walnut chocolate chip just munch a few and make it quick But before Saint Nick could eat one at all he was surrounded by joyful children enthrall Almost crying gleeful with cheer Santa oh Santa we love you so dear Hmmmm...oh Ho Ho Ho, hey kids got to go Christmas eve about over time for the North Pole Santa dear Santa please stay for Christmas you are number one on our celebrity wish list Now children please my job is done need to get rest for the next upcoming one We got roast turkey and a glazed honey ham cranberry sauce and butter rolls with homemade jam Giblet gravy with mashed potatoes and mac and cheese sage dressing, butter corn candy yams and green peas Candy yams, mmmm...with marshmallows perhaps Yes yes and assorted pies and a rum flavored fruit cake eggnog and hard apple cider and Tums for a belly ache Well well well hard apple cider you say And with that the jolly ole elf grab the children for a big hug hurry now hurry now your parents must awake burn the rug dashing up the stairs their parents they brought down And a laughing hungry Santa in their parlor they found Now onward and forward there's a Christmas dinner to be made in the kitchen stop bitxxxx it's time to bail hay So off the family went to get the cooking done a Christmas feast they made and a glorious one Dear Santa Claus supervised with a glass of chill wine and together as a family they made excellent time Cheeks rosy and red was his nose belt undone boots off stench from his feet and toes At the head of the table Santa did set A quick prayer and they all begin to et a turkey leg he was chomping and half of the pig the candy yams he gobbled downing a hard cider swig A large belch and some toots from down below Santa eating for the family was a stunning show pies and rum fruit cake and liquor chocolate he chewed the fat jolly elf really enjoyed his food Up on the roof he heard stomping about Easy! Easy! he heard the elves shout My oh my how the time has gone by guess I better take a doggy bag for the rest of those pies So in a wink of an eye and bellowing Ho Ho Ho Santa on the roof in his sleigh there he goes goes goes The kitchen trashed the feast all gone somehow for Christmas this felt a little wrong The dinning room a disaster dirty plate after plate the family in shock as the beloved fat elf escaped What the FXXX was that little Timmy did shout and to the rest of the family there was no doubt. All ran to the window to hear his distant call Dear Santa shouting sorry about the toilet it may be full and clogged. .