The Cats Tail

In answer to (but not contest) "Please Pull Up A Chair" By are own Becca Teagan I just couldn't resist have fun with this myself If you haven't yet, Please consider entering My Seuss style contest. No, no, no this never will do I can't pull up a chair And just sit here with you There's patrons around us It's quite plain to see They're waiting to order I'm sure you'll agree I'm not just "Top Waiter" Here at "The Hat" I'm actually everyone else In the staff But, I have a clever And novel idea I will find someone handy To takeover here In fact if you're willing And know cheddar from brie I'm sure you'll do find Filling in here for me Here is my apron It fits like a charm And please don't forget This towel, for your arm I think I will start With some moodberry wine There's a bottle out back With a sign that says "MINE" Or better yet, since you're Paying for this I'll take a fine vintage From the top, of the list And a tray of weepopits All tucked in their shells The appetizer, I'm sure Sure would go well "What's that you say Please say it again," You don't want, me to sit You don't want, to fill in You don't want me to spend Some time off of my feet You only came here Cause you wanted to eat Well that is just find My find feathered friend Just don't ask me to sit At your table again.