The Bunker

I'm building a bunker Deep and down under Away from the crazies Is it any wonder It's come down to this Land of misfits Add it to the list Kentucky fried crisp I buy all my groceries Where nobody knows me I'm in such a hurry It causes a nose bleed Cans of sardines Boston baked beans Astronaut Tang© For when I'm thirsty Take it back to my place Till dark shows its face Then make a bee line With guns, groceries, and mace I shut the trap door Place it all on the floor Plug in my phone Ring me up when it's over