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The Boilerman's Coming - Bawdy

The boiler man’s coming at three,
He's handsome so fit and hunky,
Forget our old boiler,
(He’s just come to oil her)
I’m wishing that he’d service me!



We had the oil central heating boiler serviced today and I couldn't resist a silly poem

16th Sept 2020

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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Jack Horne Date: 9/28/2020 7:57:00 AM LOL, love your sense of humour, my friend x Login to Reply

V. Deepa Date: 9/17/2020 12:47:00 PM (He’s just come to oil her)~ Ha ha ha.. Ended with a perfect twist..Great Limerick ..you made me laugh aloud dear jan mam:-D Have a beautiful day.Take care.Much love from Deepa:-) Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 9/17/2020 6:03:00 AM JUST DIAL 1-800-SERVICEME ... i bet someone would answer Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 9:45:00 AM ha ha ha John I bet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 9/17/2020 3:17:00 AM Haha, youre allowed to daydream Jan, needed a new shut off valve and pft tape, its a lot of arm waving and gestures but got what I wanted in the end, Re the pics, need to work on my six pack lol. Just off to the beach 34c again, need to cool off. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 9:47:00 AM glad you got sorted - sign language is very useful - wish i could use it to someone on here I know just the sign:-( glad you are having a wonderful time - 34c far too hot for me:-) been to a 100th birthday party today it was fun:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 9/17/2020 1:50:00 AM - You can keep him in the middle, Jan ... he was gray and dusty ... the other two I keep :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 2:23:00 AM lol, just a bit of light hearted fun:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 9/16/2020 9:34:00 PM You are irresistible. ~~ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 2:23:00 AM ha ha ha thanks my sweet friend:-) the only true bit was we had the boiler serviced at 9.30-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 9/16/2020 6:09:00 PM LOL! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 2:22:00 AM thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Sharon Keely Date: 9/16/2020 4:46:00 PM Lol - thank you, I needed this today. And the "artwork" too! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 2:11:00 AM If i can make someone smile it makes my day:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 9/16/2020 4:08:00 PM This is a fun poem to read tonight. Well done Jan :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/17/2020 2:11:00 AM thanks heidi - the only true bit is we did have the boiler serviced ... at 9. 30 lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sam Kauffman Date: 9/16/2020 3:46:00 PM Ohhh - a bit of yummy looking "cheesecake." Does your pool boy look like this too? If so, I'm want to hire them! Sorry I got distracted.So fun Jan! Still smiling. Great "bawdy" limerick. How is your furnace?! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/16/2020 4:27:00 PM the boiler is working fine for now lol and the poem is fiction - well the boiler man arrived at 9.30 thats about the only truth the rest is poetic licence lol:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt Date: 9/16/2020 2:51:00 PM Hey, how did you get those pictures of me? Just kidding, fun poem, Jan. Hugs ~ 6pack John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/16/2020 4:25:00 PM lol John the hunky boiler man is pure fiction as is me finding him attractive in fact i wrote the poem before he arrived a 9.30 and hubby dealt with him lol:-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 9/16/2020 2:50:00 PM I hope that Mr. Hunk knows what he's in for! lol. Good one, Jan! :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/16/2020 4:20:00 PM lol hubby was dealing with him i was getting ready to go out for our meal with the friendship group:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 9/16/2020 1:38:00 PM i hope you got the guy on the right, jan! fun poem for sure!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/16/2020 4:18:00 PM lol the boiler man actually arrived at 9.30 - i wrote the poem before he arrived... there is a LOT of poetic licence lol:-) hugs jan xx