The Body Pillow

I have trouble sleeping, Yes, that's true, No matter how many blankets heaping, They all wind up on the floor, Yes, that's makin' me blue, And I don't wanna' stay up no more.... So I went on line, To some South American place, They ship goodies oh so fine, Imagine, from the Amazon River!!! And they usually come on time Yes, it's true, I wouldn't lie to you.... So I ordered this big body pillow, Bigger than you or me, And an expensive satin cover, Oh, what luxury, you see? I got it yesterday, Yes, it's true, The damn thing took up The entire bed!! What was I to do?? The two of us can't fit, I was kind'a feelin' sh__, Another Tom Bell Dumbbell idea, What'll I cook up next? I feel like Ralph Kramden, Foiled at every turn.... So I took the pillow outside, Lit it up, and let it burn... At least I got a little heat, Out of this dumbbell feat.... What'll I do next? Why, do I have a hex? Maybe if I try to do something real dumb, It'll turn out a brilliant thing... But, then again, with my luck, I'll wind up in Sing-Sing.