The Blond's Blinds

In the shower one day was a blond The door bell rang, she went to respond She shouted "who's there?" "It's the blind man" he declares "Hold on, I'll open the door to correspond" Seconds later she opens the door "Nice breasts" he says, as she looks to the floor "Here are the blinds you requested They have been hung and well tested Have you ever had blinds here before?" .
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Onclaud Avatar
November 11, 2014 at 6:50 AM
an overload of fun, prince.. huggs
Fraser Avatar
November 12, 2014 at 3:27 PM
Thank you Princess, love a naughty funny Limerick, hugs, James :) :)
Kiser Avatar
November 10, 2014 at 2:37 PM
This was great.
Fraser Avatar
November 10, 2014 at 2:46 PM
Glad you liked it MLK :)
Cruz Avatar
November 8, 2014 at 4:05 AM
this is too funny. very good
Fraser Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 4:01 PM
Thank you kindly Jasmine, James :)
Guillermo - Fraser Avatar
November 6, 2014 at 6:44 PM
hahhaha hilarious .. :P !
Fraser Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 4:30 PM
Thank you Olive, it's always a joy to see people laugh, cheery, James....
Petersen Potter Avatar
November 6, 2014 at 4:39 PM
Lol...great humor here James! Love your limerick. So very funny indeed. Cheers! :) xxxx D.
Fraser Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 4:33 PM
Thank you Dorian, James......
Allison Avatar
November 6, 2014 at 4:35 PM
ha ha ha love it James - I thought he was going to say he wasn't blind and he could see she wasn't a natural blonde lol:-) hugs Jan xxx
Allison Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 4:48 PM
I just read the poem and our comments to my hubby - he laughed too:-) hugs jan xx
Fraser Avatar
November 9, 2014 at 4:41 PM
Now why did I think you'd like this, why, because, your up for a laugh, and that makes you special, James - double hugs xx
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