The Blond's Blinds

In the shower one day was a blond The door bell rang, she went to respond She shouted "who's there?" "It's the blind man" he declares "Hold on, I'll open the door to correspond" Seconds later she opens the door "Nice breasts" he says, as she looks to the floor "Here are the blinds you requested They have been hung and well tested Have you ever had blinds here before?" http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-3.php
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Culverhouse Avatar
August 16, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Hillarious write!! James you are quite comical!!
Bird Avatar
August 16, 2010 at 6:33 AM
James, What an enjoyable LOL tale. Thanks for stopping my way.
R Avatar
August 15, 2010 at 10:36 AM
This is super funny...poor blond:) Thanks for giving me a great laugh! Emily
Tideswell Avatar
August 15, 2010 at 8:46 AM
Haha, nice take on an old joke. I remember it from the Vicar of Dibley, poor old Alice couldn't get it of course. Great choice of form, limerick suits it perfectly. Thanks for the smile ~ Sharon :)
Bloomsfield Avatar
August 15, 2010 at 4:26 AM
Haha this is very funny. .Wise BLIND man. .you made me smile. .
Dietrich Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Great way to do a limerick topic, naughty humor!! LUv, Andrea
Mehta Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 5:49 PM
Very creative and darkly humorous, James
Devonshire Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 3:49 PM
Wickely funny, James! Imagine her surprise when she found out he was delivering blinds. Okay, no blond jokes today. Blondie needs a nap after reading this one, lest she misguidedly open the door before being properly attired. LOL Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 2:22 PM
too cute
Sweetheart Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 1:31 PM
Nice one James.. good luck if u entered it in any of the contest.. enjoy a happy weekend .. flying high in the clouds right now..luv..
Neels Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 12:57 PM
Hehe, so didn't expect that James, good one! Great limerick ¤ Wilma
Hales Avatar
August 14, 2010 at 12:52 PM
ha ha funny james like it nice to see your talents are also funny ones too xx
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