The Blessing of Mary Mcgee

Mary McGee went off to church While Wee Luck stayed home in bed A night of carousing with all of his friends Left Wee Luck now holding his head Mary McGee was just a bit tiffed That her husband had left her alone She actually gave it a passing thought To never return back at home But there at the church, she was met by her friends And Mary was now feeling good When Father O'Hare sent out a plea For people the give what they could He said "Today we will do something new For the one who gives most to the parish They can pick the first three Hymens to start I know that's something all cherish" Someone said 10, then someone yell 20 30 and 40 soon followed When Mary McGee shouted a 100 Leaving all of the flock start to wallow O'Hare was delighted seeing Mary excited Saying, "Now you can choose your three Hymens" So, She pointed her finger around the whole hall Saying, "I choose Him, and Him, and Him