The Blame Game

Slippery Dick
Laid a young chick
He discovered sniffing some snow

Candyman Jackson
Wanted more action
And thought pills were the way to go

Flipping the bird
Cosby concurred
And maidens fell in a row

But Trump was so horny
He settled with Stormy
For an hundred grand blow

To avoid such strife
Spend nights with your wife
Although she's a tough row to hoe!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Groshong Avatar
April 28, 2018 at 10:12 AM
Oh my gosh...will I ever stop laughing. This is great. Next time I need a lift...all I have to do is read one of your poems...thanks for the laughathon! Lord, can you make the words jump and behave themselves!
Leffanta Avatar
April 28, 2018 at 2:11 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha! Rico
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