The Bard and the B!tch

. How pass the time do I as I on my merry way on the train or simply bus travel 'cross these carved out lands Uv course i reached in the depths of mine pockets from one a crinkled slip and the other a pen with life’s nicks and proceed to capture with a bard's lisp the tangled hair uv some little B!tch *'twuz the stray...whut :}