That's Not My Elephant

That’s not my elephant! No way, no how. That elephant’s a bull - Mine is a cow! That’s an African elephant; Everyone can see. My elephant’s Italian - Not from the Serengeti. Don’t read to me the bill of rights; I know my elephant by sound and sight. Ella Fitzgerald may use Memorex, But my elephant and me, we never forget. So, take that elephant back to the Serengeti; You’re not gonna leave that bull with me. No, I am not an elephant hater, You just can't pull one over on me like second graders. One pet elephant is quite enough; Making room for two is just too tough. I’ll put out this vat of baked spaghetti And my Italian elephant will come home to me.