That Pesky Neighbor Cat

I am your neighborhood cat you see
Destined to antagonize you as I please 
Peering through your window hehe
Come here dog to bark to appease 

You can't get me you canine disease 
You're locked inside can't you see
I'll scratch at your window with ease
Ahhh does this irritate with my tease

Bark bark bark dog to try to appease
As I lick your window repeatedly hehe
Oh wait here is my backside to tease 
I wave my tail just to further displease

Had enough you stupid canine disease 
I'm your neighborhood cat I do as I please 
Wait! was that the front door as I freeze 
Chased down the street now I must flee
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March 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Funny . . .
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