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Thanksgiving Trauma for Turkeys

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Funny Thanksgiving Limerick set Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 06/11/23

If turkey’s all marched on congress With anger they cannot suppress They could get some relief If people just ate beef Could Biden save them from distress! Thanksgiving is one day each year All turkeys are worried I hear As for many their fate Is on a dinner plate No wonder these fowl live in fear

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Terry Flood

Date: 11/25/2023 4:36:00 PM

Back with congrats on your win, Jan

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/24/2023 11:21:00 AM

Funny one Jan. Congratulations! :)

Terry Miller

Date: 11/23/2023 9:48:00 AM

Very Funny, congratulations

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/23/2023 7:04:00 AM

Excellent, Jan~~made me smile. A big CONGRATS on your win. Janice

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/23/2023 6:54:00 AM

Jan, this is a cute limerick set, congratulations on your first place win!

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 11/13/2023 3:28:00 AM

"Come on man, you know the Turkey's Quill-ty " He just getting his just desserts ! Hi Jan Hope you are doing well.

Bill Baker

Date: 11/11/2023 9:55:00 PM

Great Limericks for the Thanksgiving Season, Jan. This should do well in the contest, my friend. Good luck! Have a great week! Bill

Jack Horne

Date: 11/11/2023 3:59:00 AM

LOL, yes, I guess any that survive Thanksgiving give thanks...well, until Xmas!

Terry Flood

Date: 11/8/2023 11:30:00 AM

Biden should employ those turkeys as advisors… it’s a win win… turkeys get to live longer and US politics is on the up. Best of luck in the contest, Jan

Mike Gentile

Date: 11/8/2023 3:59:00 AM

I've been away for a bit and I've missed your humor!!! Always a great touch of humor to start my day Jan! Happy Wednesday xxoo

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 11/7/2023 11:12:00 AM

The chicken already carries a sign: Eat more beef, so the turkey roast may have to find another way…Hiding under the gravy doesn’t help either!

Warren Doll

Date: 11/7/2023 6:05:00 AM

Hi Jam, great write. When I saw how "meat" is "grown" on factory farms, I gave it up years ago. Wising you all the best~ hugs Warren

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/7/2023 12:44:00 AM

Makes you want to give up meat Jan, I see the President pardons one, what had he done? lol. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/6/2023 7:09:00 PM

From the River to the Sea, all I see is Stuffed Turkey! ~ Abdul-a-bulbul-a-meer

Jeff Connelly

Date: 11/6/2023 5:28:00 PM

Go vegetarian Jan lol ;)~ Thanks

Jan Allison
Date: 11/6/2023 5:42:00 PM

hahaha, Turkey's are safe here we dont celebrate thanksgiving and have beef at Christmas lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 11/6/2023 4:46:00 PM

Funny, funny, funny! This and others are putting out quite a Thanksgiving spread of limericks this year.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/6/2023 5:41:00 PM

it was fun to try and write for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/6/2023 2:07:00 PM

good set, Jan. It sounds like the kind of thing Biden would worry about instead of protecting our country from illegal aliens.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/9/2023 6:54:00 PM

Our CNN news is acting like he will win the next election. They are lying idiots to think even half the country likes the stuff he has done to our country. I can't believe he is not impeached with his clandestine doings with China and laundering money in Ukraine. I never thought a president could be more upsetting to me than Trump was. Both of them need to take themselves out of the game

Jan Allison
Date: 11/6/2023 2:50:00 PM

lol sounds about right here too Andrea! hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 11/6/2023 1:51:00 PM

ha! very funny, jan! actually, there is a tradition where the president does pardon a turkey or two every year and there's a huge photo op of him with the turkey(s). as for the rest of them, it's on to the chopping block...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/6/2023 2:49:00 PM

Yes I was only told about them pardoning one turkey it made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/6/2023 1:23:00 PM

- When life puts you in a tough spot... Thanksgiving ... why me ? - A fun one, Jan :) - GL in the contest :) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/6/2023 1:27:00 PM

We don't eat Turkey we only eat beef at Christmas:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 11/6/2023 1:23:00 PM

A cute/fun~write/picture. Yes, eat ham and save a turkey. Good Luck... We both did this one. Have a great/fun day......................

Jan Allison
Date: 11/6/2023 1:27:00 PM

Thanks Paula, I found it challenging as we dont celebrate Thanksgiving here:-) hugs Jan xx