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Funny Thanksgiving Limerick set Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 06/11/23

Thanksgiving Trauma for Turkeys

If turkey’s all marched on congress
With anger they cannot suppress  
They could get some relief
If people just ate beef
Could Biden save them from distress!

Thanksgiving is one day each year
All turkeys are worried I hear
As for many their fate
Is on a dinner plate
No wonder these fowl live in fear

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Terry Flood Date: 11/25/2023 4:36:00 PM Back with congrats on your win, Jan Login to Reply

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 11/24/2023 11:21:00 AM Funny one Jan. Congratulations! :) Login to Reply

Terry Miller Date: 11/23/2023 9:48:00 AM Very Funny, congratulations Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 11/23/2023 7:04:00 AM Excellent, Jan~~made me smile. A big CONGRATS on your win. Janice Login to Reply

Tania Kitchin Date: 11/23/2023 6:54:00 AM Jan, this is a cute limerick set, congratulations on your first place win! Login to Reply

Jerry T Curtis Date: 11/13/2023 3:28:00 AM "Come on man, you know the Turkey's Quill-ty " He just getting his just desserts ! Hi Jan Hope you are doing well. Login to Reply

Bill Baker Date: 11/11/2023 9:55:00 PM Great Limericks for the Thanksgiving Season, Jan. This should do well in the contest, my friend. Good luck! Have a great week! Bill Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 11/11/2023 3:59:00 AM LOL, yes, I guess any that survive Thanksgiving give thanks...well, until Xmas! Login to Reply

Terry Flood Date: 11/8/2023 11:30:00 AM Biden should employ those turkeys as advisors… it’s a win win… turkeys get to live longer and US politics is on the up. Best of luck in the contest, Jan Login to Reply

Mike Gentile Date: 11/8/2023 3:59:00 AM I've been away for a bit and I've missed your humor!!! Always a great touch of humor to start my day Jan! Happy Wednesday xxoo Login to Reply

Kim Rodrigues Date: 11/7/2023 11:12:00 AM The chicken already carries a sign: Eat more beef, so the turkey roast may have to find another way…Hiding under the gravy doesn’t help either! Login to Reply

Warren Doll Date: 11/7/2023 6:05:00 AM Hi Jam, great write. When I saw how "meat" is "grown" on factory farms, I gave it up years ago. Wising you all the best~ hugs Warren Login to Reply

Tom Cunningham Date: 11/7/2023 12:44:00 AM Makes you want to give up meat Jan, I see the President pardons one, what had he done? lol. Tom Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 11/6/2023 7:09:00 PM From the River to the Sea, all I see is Stuffed Turkey! ~ Abdul-a-bulbul-a-meer Login to Reply

Jeff Connelly Date: 11/6/2023 5:28:00 PM Go vegetarian Jan lol ;)~ Thanks Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/6/2023 5:42:00 PM hahaha, Turkey's are safe here we dont celebrate thanksgiving and have beef at Christmas lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Fisher Date: 11/6/2023 4:46:00 PM Funny, funny, funny! This and others are putting out quite a Thanksgiving spread of limericks this year. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/6/2023 5:41:00 PM it was fun to try and write for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/6/2023 2:07:00 PM good set, Jan. It sounds like the kind of thing Biden would worry about instead of protecting our country from illegal aliens. Login to Reply Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/9/2023 6:54:00 PM Our CNN news is acting like he will win the next election. They are lying idiots to think even half the country likes the stuff he has done to our country. I can't believe he is not impeached with his clandestine doings with China and laundering money in Ukraine. I never thought a president could be more upsetting to me than Trump was. Both of them need to take themselves out of the game Jan Allison Date: 11/6/2023 2:50:00 PM lol sounds about right here too Andrea! hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 11/6/2023 1:51:00 PM ha! very funny, jan! actually, there is a tradition where the president does pardon a turkey or two every year and there's a huge photo op of him with the turkey(s). as for the rest of them, it's on to the chopping block... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/6/2023 2:49:00 PM Yes I was only told about them pardoning one turkey it made me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 11/6/2023 1:23:00 PM - When life puts you in a tough spot... Thanksgiving ... why me ? - A fun one, Jan :) - GL in the contest :) - hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/6/2023 1:27:00 PM We don't eat Turkey we only eat beef at Christmas:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith Date: 11/6/2023 1:23:00 PM A cute/fun~write/picture. Yes, eat ham and save a turkey. Good Luck... We both did this one. Have a great/fun day...................... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/6/2023 1:27:00 PM Thanks Paula, I found it challenging as we dont celebrate Thanksgiving here:-) hugs Jan xx